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R Nitelight · **Joined:** Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:12 pm **Posts:** 32535

Because you'll spew it all over your monitor.

Per BA, Reds signed RHP John Holdzkom.

chinabox · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:37 pm

Maybe it's the, uh, other John Holdzkom?

MarkJohnson>You · **Joined:** Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:56 pm **Posts:** 41206

Prime candidate to be added to the master appreciation thread, no?

tejdog1 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:17 pm

Always liked him

Joefrompgh · **Joined:** Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:19 pm **Posts:** 1347

Does he still have an arm?

jpkmets · **Joined:** Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:43 pm **Posts:** 38115

Loved Crazy John.

KickflipRick · **Joined:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:24 pm **Posts:** 2

i apologize for spewing coffee all over my screen, i was unaware i had been signed by the reds until i read this post. and to answer someones question, yes i still have an arm, but its only held together with household adhesives.

MarkJohnson>You · **Joined:** Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:56 pm **Posts:** 41206

Haha if that's the real John Holdzkom.

We've found him! Best I can tell in 2011, he had an 18 day stint with the Wichita Wingnuts in which he never had an appearance.

KickflipRick · **Joined:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:24 pm **Posts:** 2

i left the wingnuts because the central time zone interfered with my biorhythm.

chinabox · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:48 pm

Thread went from zero to epic in 8 posts. That has to be a new record.

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